Simon pays a visit to Giulio Gerardi
I hit ‘random article’ on Wikipedia and then rant about whatever I see. This week: Giulio Gerardi. Buongiorno amici, oggi stiamo parlando di Giulio Gerardi, un bravo Italiano che ha sciato per suo...
View ArticleSimon Goes to the Movies Episode III: The Last Man on Earth
A weird thing about The Last Man on Earth, at least for someone like me who read I am Legend and saw I am Legend (with Will Smith) before seeing it is that Vincent Price is probably the last person I...
View ArticleThe Lord of the Rings as an unnecessarily detailed metaphor for World War II
It’s only fair to begin this article with a disclaimer that the ideas listed below were thought up by a few Sherman Ave writers who decided to spend a Wednesday night drinking heavily and watching Lord...
View ArticleItalian Madness
I’ve begun to wonder what marks the difference between sanity and madness. Sure, I’ve been reading Moby Dick off and on, you know, for pleasure. And of course the diary of an Italian suicide that I’m...
View ArticleASG Int’l Blitzkrieg Campaign Remains Unappeased
Strutting through an Italian plaza (if you don’t strut they won’t know you’re American) the other day, I was enjoying just another day in the life. Curses from the enfeebled elderly couple I elbowed...
View ArticleThe Pope is dope and here’s why
We all have families that are a little crazy, and nothing brings that out like the holiday season. But in true New Year’s fashion, it’s time to reflect on the progress that has come out of the last...
View Article20 Reasons why we’re so fucking glad that sorority recruitment is done
1. Now I have 40 more Facebook friends. Can some1 say #popular? 2. Sleep 3. When I speak to people, there can be a natural pause in the conversation and I don’t have to worry that the other person will...
View ArticleMy Dream Summer Abroad (by Janice Ellar)
A Northwestern student details her life-altering, mind-warping experience of studying abroad.
View ArticleOp-Ed: All Immigrants Should be Required to Change Their Names to Uncle Sam
I don’t see this as an unreasonable request. We want new Americans to prove their love and respect for our country.
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